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 Post subject: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:04 pm 
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Anyone got any good one line Cracker Jokes & what has happen to the little Red Fish which tells your love life as for indoor fireworks, loved the snake, where have they gone.


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 7:40 pm 
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We had a red curly fish in the cracker this year. I think the daughter got them in last years Tesco after Xmas sale.

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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
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What's yellow and dangerous?


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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
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Shark infested custard

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Q. Why don't elephants like penguins?
A. Because they can't unwrap them.

I had a lot of explaining to do as most Australians do not know that a penguin is a chocolate biscuit similar to our Tim-Tams.
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 Post subject: Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
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We call them rubbers but the Americans call them erasers

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