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 Post subject: Re: Where's Jim ?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:03 pm 
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This is one of my favourite drops....
The carton is the same on all four faces, just to confuse any blondes that may get one by accident.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml3ybCxxMRk

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today's the day! its that once a year day I look forward too, with lemons at the ready, plenty of eggs, and off we go!
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :D :D :D :D :roll: :o :o PANCAKE DAY :roll: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Poor old dear indoors can't keep up with demand. One has been consumed before the next one is ready :lol:

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Dont forget be kind to her as its St Valentines day also, getting the balance is crucial, as you get the old arguement of you only want me for one thing ! so it pays to say sure honey sorry ! than admit its her pancakes that is the turn on. :D :D

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There must be a line about a bunch of tossers in there somewhere.
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:lol:

I wonder if the local hire shop can supply a spare pan just for the evening so she can have 2 on the go and keep up ?

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Points to ponder in 2012:
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?>
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
:o :(

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 Post subject: Re: Where's Jim ?
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jim wrote:
Dont forget be kind to her as its St Valentines day also, getting the balance is crucial, as you get the old arguement of you only want me for one thing ! so it pays to say sure honey sorry ! than admit its her pancakes that is the turn on. :D :D


Ermmm Jim, it's not Pancake Day till next Tuesday! :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Where's Jim ?
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:17 pm 
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jim wrote:
Points to ponder in 2012:
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?>
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
:o :(


Excellent! :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Where's Jim ?
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Pam wrote:
jim wrote:
Dont forget be kind to her as its St Valentines day also, getting the balance is crucial, as you get the old arguement of you only want me for one thing ! so it pays to say sure honey sorry ! than admit its her pancakes that is the turn on. :D :D


Ermmm Jim, it's not Pancake Day till next Tuesday! :roll:

good job you did not say that yesterday as I had a stack of them, now to tell Mrs Jim and can look forward to some more next week. :D :) :roll: :roll: :roll:

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