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| Author: | Pam [ Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | APHORISMS |
FRIENDS IT IS TIME FOR A LESSON ON APHORISMS. AN APHORISM IS : A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH LIKE THE EXAMPLES GIVEN BELOW 1. The nicest thing about the future is . . . that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog . . . but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor . . . you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining . . . as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is . . . when you're in deep water. 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark . . to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important . . . because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions . . . you feel younger than everyone else looks? 9. Scratch a cat (or dog) . . . and you will have a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy (or girl) . . . who wants to buy a car. 11. There are no new sins . . . the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. . . like, it could be the right number. 13. No one ever says "It's only a game" . . . when their team is winning. 14. I've reached the age where . . . 'happy hour' is a nap. 15. Be careful about reading the fine print . . . there's no way you're going to like it. 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that . . . not everybody has the same size bucket. 17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years . . . we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!) 18. Money can't buy happiness . . . but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo. 19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . . you're probably dead. 20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind . . . and the ones that mind don't matter. 21. Life isn't tied with a bow . . . but it's still a gift. REMEMBER.... POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN FOR THE SAME REASON |
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| Author: | Jon [ Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: APHORISMS |
Very good... some of those are SOOOOO true! |
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