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| Author: | James [ Sun May 13, 2012 4:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Specimen CV template from the university of London |
CV Template MY NAME Address Telephone Personal Profile Write a short personal 'snapshot', perhaps three sentences outlining your top skills, or a “movie trailer” to grab the reader’s interest – what makes you stand out from the rest? ________________________________________ Skills and Achievements Identify your key skills - unique selling points - evidence in context Describe some experiences in terms of achievement. Education Dates: Name of Institution, Location (Don’t forget BIRKBECK!) Qualifications - Higher Education Include brief description of course, modules, projects, dissertation topic, areas of special interest etc. Name of Institution, Location (country if not UK) Qualifications - Secondary Education List A levels (with grades), dates of examination on left; GCSEs (number), mention Maths, Eng., Langs. if good grades. Employment Experience Dates Job Title, Name & Location of Employer Description of duties, responsibilities Include all work & work experience including voluntary (you may decide to omit some if you don't feel they help much but the most obscure jobs can provide evidence of skill development) Personal Information / Other Skills Nationality Driving Licence Languages I.T. Skills Nationality may be relevant under certain circumstances They may be asking for a driving licence – full, clean Be honest about your level of language competence List software packages you are competent at using Interests • Can give valuable insight into your personality, so be selective - emphasise achievements, positions of responsibility, teamwork (do not expand the truth) References • Include or attach as appendix if requested. • Referees details are usually omitted from a speculative application, so state 'References available on request'. • Ask your referees for permission to use their names before you use them! The CV should be no more than two pages in length. |
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| Author: | James [ Sun May 13, 2012 4:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | And heres my comic version |
James Andrew Ware Residing Room in 2 Colham Green Road, Home Address: 142 Braybourne Close, Cowley, Uxbridge, UB8 1UL Personal Profile Political and Religious blogger and student considering applying for the clergy or non stipendiary ministry. Railway enthusiast and voluntary activist in spare time while on disability benefits. Would like to be the next James Bond or in the GCHQ spin off show too Spooks if I Don’t get into SIS (MI6). If not doing a MSc or Phd in intelligence is important for family reasons. ________________________________________ Skills and Achievements I have written essays on reform of the House of Lords and economic reform. Past DofE Holder and uni chair Past charity trustee Website blogger and Moderator of a website. Education Dates: Torrington Square (English Plaza), Birkbeck, University Of London Qualifications – Currently Enrolled: Birkbeck Cert HE Religious and Community Studies (which I intend to teach if allowed having sat a PTTL and held a temporary official rank in the Uk civil service when a clerk at the Bank of England), possible transfer to Higher Education Introductory Studies. Modules studied and passed Marks Gospel, Community Development Others studied St Johns Gospel and the Enlightenment. Am enrolled on Career and Professional development module and about to enrol on Basic Latin and Into to religions this term and Intro to religions next term with a personal research project and other supporting modules to be a housing and careers adviser and training officer to fund my Phd. Languages at City Lit: Cornish, Welsh and Gaelic (Scottish), intending to learn Latin and Irish Gaelic / Irish English as well next year so as to assist in their education within the Diocese of London / Ordinariate to aid community cohesion in their relevant areas as they have aided London’s as part of a UK. If I attain sufficient fluency if allowed to do the morning and evening prayer services. Also to do intro to adult social care starting in January. Earnt: Certificate in Social Science Open University where DipHE credits have been transferred. Attempted Religious Studies level three module twice which I blogged on. DipHE Intelligence Studies Modules studied (law, politics, economic history, intelligence). Vyners (A levels) and Bishop Ramsey CE Schools (aged 11-GCSEs) Qualifications - Secondary Education A levels ABC (Politics, History, Economics) GCSEs 4A*, 4 A, 1B Alleged Honourary Qualifications: According to BBC London Phd from University of Haifa, declared non existent by Met Police when I applied for a job with them since then. Also offered an MPhil by Tony Blair in an interview he gave on TV, how cool is that, how do I claim it and do I have to write out my own version as well? Sorry for shagging his missus she can Chrisothom. Personally I would like an honourary degree in Intelligence, economics and English as well for my blogging and writings. Current Employment Experience Dates Watford Rail Users Group, ctte member I have been writing articles and letters on Croxley Rail Link in favour of its construction. Blogger on Blogspot.com subject areas religious studies, minority languages, anti underage porn and Centre right and devolved politics. Moderator Hillingdonchat.com on local and devolved matters in support of the above Also have been on PCC, Deanery Synod Church of England in the diocese where I reside the latter after reaffirming my baptismal promises after an Alpha course by immersion. Personal Information / Other Skills Nationality UK (English), genealogicially semitic- celtic, paternally and Maternally Anglo Irish, Scottish and Jewish. Religion Brought up a Catholic Christian in the Church of England Driving Licence Owing to medication only Provisional but can drive a dodgem at the fairground Languages At present none fluent save English. Key Skills Economic and political analyst and online blogger. Writer of short articles and some poetry. Self taught in theology and practical intelligence. IT Skills Email, Internet and word processing / powerpoint Interests • Writing about the Middle East Peace process • Defeating the paparazzi especially those who abuse under 18’s through the production of porn images of them. • Reading • Internet research • Dating females • Naturism. • Stamp collecting • Cycling • Sketch drawing / writing and writing poetry (very badly) References |
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| Author: | James [ Sun May 13, 2012 4:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Specimen CV template from the university of London |
and I won't get in to SIS because: 1) I've now told that I've applied in the past 2) I don't have a good enough track recoprd in employment 3) I have a mental health diagnosis 4) I am currenlty a mental health patient having taken a medication overdose (suicide attempt) last June for which I might be discharged from hospital soon. 5) I don't have the minimum qualifcation (2:1 Honours degree from a UK university) unless that is reduced, unless I get an honourary equivilant 6) I don't qulaify for Dual nationality |
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