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Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch another beer.

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Its not always the biggest and the bestest, its them that make the least mistakes.

brilliant!!!

what more does a bloke want?

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When a crash seems inevitable, try to hit the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slowly and gently as possible.

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Its not always the biggest and the bestest, its them that make the least mistakes.

Poet Laureate job coming up

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Lets be careful out there !

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nice one Jim.

if that's your excuse fair enough PS I did not write that it was copy and paste fingie

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Its not always the biggest and the bestest, its them that make the least mistakes.

The correct quote is; "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

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When a crash seems inevitable, try to hit the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slowly and gently as possible.